Coldplay is getting sued by Joe Satriani and they’re gonna lose. I saw Joe Satriani with Stu Hamm and Jonathan Mover at the Celebrity Theater in Phoenix around ’89. Formative moment, indeed. Jonathan Mover’s sweet hair, spandex pants, and water socks. Stu Hamm playing the “Peanuts” theme in his bass solo. And Joe just straight up rips your face off with his axe.