Crisis in the Background

I’ve been whispering GOP talking points into my son’s ear in hopes that he will rebel later in life. His favorite so far is “Drill, baby, drill!” He announced this morning that he will be suspending his duties as a month old human being in order to help solve the economic crisis. All eating, pooping, crying and spitting up has come to an end. It’s amazing.

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