It appears that my man, the most badass pastor in the land, Mark Driscoll isn’t so manly after all. I found this interesting clip of Mark Driscoll wearing what appears to be a “lemon yellow” tie. And how about those pastel flowers in the background? Mark, you are SLIPPING MAN! Ditch that girlie shit, bro, and start slaughtering dudes with a badass camo tie or something from the Bass Pro Shop. Maybe the UFC gear shop has ties? C’mon, man, clean it up.


9 thoughts on “Busted!

  1. Zach,

    First of all I respect you and your posts. I read them all the time, I get good laughs all the time especially when you poke fun at Seattle’s best pastor. But come on man, ya gotta give the guy a break. It’s okay to dress up on easter. Maybe yellow was too much, but I still think he looked sharp.

    Anyways, keep writing and keep drumming!

    Thanks for posting,


  2. ::laughing hard::

    he had it comin.

    @ Kevin : Seattle’s best pastor?! I hope because it is just text on a web page I’m missing the sarcasm in your words. Regardless, he’s being a ‘church boy’ up on the stage there with his pastel tie. If he wanted to be a godly manly man god man godly man of god man, he’d have a tie made entirely of raw meat. And instead of flowers in the back, they should be spears , with the heads of non-masculine men on them.


  3. Kevin, I actually think he looked sharp as well. I’m only pointing out how, by his very own criteria, he’s looking like a wimpy church boy in this clip.

  4. Hahahahaha, that’s fantastic.

    Zach, I’ve been reading your blog for about a year and must thank you for introducing me to the Huff Post. I haven’t been the same since I started reading it. Anyway, I think Mark Driscoll is simultaneously the most disgusting and ridiculously funny full-blown stereotype I’ve ever seen. So thanks for pointing this out.

  5. zach, have you read robert lanham’s sinner guide to the evangelical right yet? his chapter on driscoll is hilarious. his chapter on bell as the steve jobs of evangelicalism was pretty great too. if you haven’t read it yet then i highly recommend it. david cross does. that’s good enough for me.

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