Didn’t David “kiss and weep” with Jonathan? Didn’t David say that Jonathan’s love for him was greater than the love of any woman? (that’s so un-Driscollish) And Driscoll is saying with certainty that David was exclusively hetero? I guess if you slaughter about bunch of women and children, that makes up for your alleged gay encounters. Either way, I wonder what the women at Mark’s church feel when they hear that “if you don’t get the young men, you get nothing.” What a thoughtful and pastoral notion……to diminish well more than half your congregants.
There are so many tasty nuggets here. Oh, and when Paul was a young guy, wasn’t he systematically mass-murdering Jesus followers? Yeah, let’s hang out with THAT guy. Good lookin’ out, Mark.
(Rob, you looked quite handsome in that quick edit)