The Non-Emergent Church (Literally)

[[image:Report-More-Kids-C.article.jpg::right:0]]Check out the new craze in Christianity, home churching your kids. Brilliant! You can always count on The Onion to bring us the best “news” in the world. My favorite quote from the article is this:

“I couldn’t believe that the liberal elite had infiltrated even the study of our Holy Scriptures,” Tucker said. “It was bad enough that my youngsters were being taught evolution in public schools, but when I discovered they were learning to embrace foreigners and Big Government in Sunday school, I drew the line.”

The scary thing about this is that it’s probably happening for real.

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